Can you do worse?

Robert Jackson submits for "worst commercial website of all time" award (my title, not his).

Here are the rules:
a. must be in English (so we’re qualified to judge)
b. must have an AdWords campaign to get traffic (to indicate that there’s money on the table, at least at some level).

Here’s the Google ad:


Here’s what it looks like on my browser (Firefox on the Mac… no, this is not stretched):