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Meatball Mondae: Millions of channels on AdWords

Google AdWords is a very simple idea that’s surprisingly little understood. On every page of Google search results, in your Gmail and your Froogle results, and more and more on the pages of other Web sites (like Squidoo or the New York Times), you’ll find these ads.

The AdWords are smart. They appear based on the context of what you’re doing. Search for “Bextra” in Google and you’ll find plenty of articles about this discontinued pain reliever. But look over at the ads and you’ll see that many of them belong to law firms. These firms are paying handsomely for your attention. They are filing class action lawsuits on behalf of people injured by Bextra, and the law firms figure that the very best way to reach those people is to find them at exactly the same moment that those people are looking for them. In other words, instead of racing around trying to generate attention, the firms merely stand by and wait for attention to find them.

Not since the Yellow Pages has there been a ubiquitous directory that brings together the searchers and the sought.

Not only do AdWords show up at the right time, but they are also priced intelligently. The Yellow Pages charged based on the size of the ad, and you paid whether the ads worked or not.

For AdWords, on the other hand, Google charges by the click. This means that the advertiser determines what it’s worth to get a visit from an interested, qualified, and motivated consumer and pays exactly that. If someone else is willing to pay more, they get the traffic instead.

The bidding system means that the advertisers with the most motivation pay the most for top billing. At the same time, Google will adjust placement based on how many times an ad is clicked on. As a result, the ads that run the most are focused, relevant, and beneficial to both sides.

While this is clearly good news for Google (millions of businesses and organizations bidding against each other, with all the money going to Google!), it’s also great news for marketers. Even marketers who don’t think of themselves as marketers.

The Kahn Law Firm probably thought of themselves as litigators, not marketers. But by using AdWords to assemble a large class of people who saw themselves as victims of a poorly labeled medication, Kahn has an advantage over other law firms. Kahn wins this round not by using their litigation skills, but by understanding the New Marketing.

Every day, hundreds of millions of people do hundreds of millions of searches on Google. Each search is its own “channel.” Each search represents a distinct marketing vehicle, a chance for an individual to directly connect with a marketer.

So the question is this: If there were a TV channel all about exactly what you sell, and the ads cost about $1 each, would you buy them?

See the entire series here.

Thinking about Canadian pricing

For a long time, Canada was a hassle. I still remember years ago, going to "Canadian pricing meetings" where we could discuss how to price our software for the Canadian market.

Canada is a fantastic country, almost certainly more attractive (in terms of a place to live or people to hang out with) than any other I know of. But for US manufacturers, it’s a foreign country, with customs and distributors and yes, currency exchange. For decades, the US dollar was worth more than the Canadian, so the easy thing to do was to jack up your prices. Now you had extra cash flow to make up for the difficulties.

Of course, the loonie is now worth more than a buck, so from a marketing point of view, Canada is a huge issue. When you have $28 written on your product but try to sell it for $35 in Canada, you’re doing nothing but annoying your northern neighbors. When you prohibit your Detroit car dealers from selling cars to visiting Canadians, you’re enraging them.

When I was growing up in Buffalo, businesses had three choices when dealing with visitors from Canada (just ten miles away): they could take Canadian currency but charge a fee for the transaction, they could refuse to take Canadian currency, or they could take it at par even though it was worth less.

Guess which companies got the business.

I think you have the same choice today with the products you export. If you expect to get your fair share of the market up North, you better have parity in your pricing, even if it costs you more to get the product there.


In a new study released in today’s Times, it turns out that the typical NY police officer only hits 34% of the time she fires a gun. Even from a distance of six feet or less, it’s 43%. Obviously, Bruce Willis is the exception.

I wonder how it changes your decision making when you discover that you’re only going to be successful one out of three times. Never mind blasting a weapon out of an assailant’s hand, we’re talking about hitting the target at all… How does a cop have the guts to even pull a weapon knowing that most of the time, it’s not going to have its desired effect (my guess is that the threat and the noise and chaos is as positive an outcome as an actual hit…). I know I would never have the guts to do that job.

Salespeople have a harder time with this than marketers. Marketers have lots of ‘bullets’ and they don’t notice the ones they miss (I usually miss 99.5% of the time online, and more than 99.999% of the time selling books). We just reload and blithely continue on. But salespeople have to deal both with personal rejection and the expectation of the boss.

The poor hit rate of selling explains call resistance. Non-professional salespeople almost aways wash out because they can’t keep at it, day after day, once they realize that most of the time, they fail. I guess my point is that if a policeman can risk his life doing it, we can probably find the nerve to go on one more sales call.

How long has it been…

since you went an entire day without buying anything at all?

Monopolies, seven years later

Seven years ago, I wrote an article about media, copyright, monopolies and the future. You can find the unedited version right here. I’m fascinated by the stuff I got right, and amused that while the concepts are there, many of the examples would be different today.

Here’s a (slightly) shorter version, because most people don’t read long stuff so much:

You’re a monopolist.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.

If you’re reading this magazine, it’s likely that you’re a
successful member of the profit-seeking entertainment industry. And if
you’re making money in movies, books, music or TV, it’s because you can
take advantage of a legacy of monopolistic (or maybe oligopolistic)

Having a monopoly is fun and exciting and fraught with power. It’s also intoxicating.

How else to explain the hubris of three of Hollywood’s best and
brightest launching a well-funded website that managed to go out of
business before it even launched? If you’re used to being able to
corner the market, it’s easy to think that another medium is just
another medium.

How else to explain the exploits of the RIAA as they valiantly duel
with Napster, trying to put the genie of widespread music distribution
back into the bottle. They’re used to having a monopoly on the
distribution of music, and they want it back.

How else to explain the antics of the book industry as they stumble
their way through the minefields of Microsoft, Stephen King and free
e-books? "Publishers control the distribution, not these weenies,

It was great to be a monopolist. Steady profits and no hassles. It
would be great if we could stay monopolists forever, wouldn’t it?

Before you call the Justice Department, let me explain. The limited
supply of content, the few choices of distribution–these practices are
all legal… most of them are actually enforced by the government. But
understanding where these monopolies came from (and why they’re going
away-fast(!)) will give you a new way of looking at your business, and
it turns out that this sort of analysis can open amazing new markets
and new ways of generating profits.

We know that if you offer a smart consumer two products that are
absolutely identical (same quality, similar brand attributes, just as
convenient), she’ll choose the cheaper one. Gasoline stations have
price wars-but movie theatres don’t. Supermarkets lose money when they
sell milk, but TV networks are dedicated to turning a profit on just
about everything. The heart of the media business is the prospect of being a monopolist-of getting paid a lot
more than our products cost to make. But when the monopoly goes away,
there’s not a lot of room for obscene profits. In markets where people
have a choice between equals, the cheapest and most convenient often

Over time, the media business has done everything it can to be sure that consumers don’t
have a choice. After all, a CD increases in price about 25 times from
the time it’s made to the time it’s purchased by the listener. And a TV
ad that costs a network zero to broadcast might end up selling for a
million dollars.

There are three things that led to the monopolies we now enjoy:

  1. The FCC limited the number of TV and radio stations in every market,
    allowing three networks to dominate TV and the record companies to
    dominate radio.
  2. Copyright ensures that we can charge a lot for a book or a record… way more than it costs to make it.
  3. The limited number of physical distribution outlets (record stores,
    movie theatres) guarantees that distributors with clout get more shelf

This triad is responsible for the profits you’re enjoying right now.
Imagine a nightmare of a world in which all three legs on this stool
disappear. At the same time.

Time to wake up. It just happened.


The past, the glorious, profit-making, fun past of the media business was based on:
• scarce creators, under long term contracts
• scarce retail outlets, able to be controlled with marketing muscle
• scarce spectrum (few radio stations, few TV stations)
• copyright laws (and a lack of technology) that limited theft of services
• limited power of the creators to compete without a large media company as partner

It’s hard to outline a point of view that shows the power of any form of media getting stronger
over the next decade. There are going to be more TV channels, not less.
More ways for authors to distribute their works, not less. More ways
for musicians to connect with listeners, not less. More ways for
consumers to sample or take content, not less.

You were a monopolist. You’re not anymore.

To succeed in the old days, here’s what you needed to do (choose any two!):
1. Grab a piece of the electromagnetic spectrum, hopefully one limited by the government
2. Buy up the supply of actors or writers
3. Establish long term profitable relationships with distributors and retail outlets

Welcome to a new century. In the new century, we all have the same goal:
1. Establish a direct and positive relationship with the end user.

It sounds easy. It’s not. It’s scary. It’s likely to wreck your
business before it saves it. Doesn’t matter. The truth is: businesses
that don’t aggressively pursue this tactic will disappear.

How dare he! He has no big studio money. He has no relationships
with CAA and he doesn’t exhibit at Cannes or NATWest. Yet he has an
audience around the world. Yet he’s building characters with real
value-characters that will become toys or movies or t-shirts. He has
violated every single rule of the old order, and he’s still succeeding.

Could you imagine this happening ten or twenty years ago?

Now do this: Visit Publishers Lunch
You’ll get a free subscription to Publishers Lunch, a daily newsletter
chronicling what’s going on in the book business. It’s free, of course,
and it’s always interesting and occasionally juicy. It’s written and
distributed by one guy, who every day increases his power by talking to
thousands of people in the book business.

Could you imagine this happening five years ago?

Sorry to remind you, but consider the Drudge Report. Four years ago,
nobody had ever heard of Matt Drudge. Today, for many Americans, he’s
one of their most important sources of news. He paid no dues, didn’t
work his way through a corporate hierarchy, owes nothing to the head of
the network.

Hardly seems fair, does it?

Are all three of these examples perfect businesses, bound to
bankrupt you and your peers? No way. They’re nits. Chinks in the armor.
Little businesses that might get bigger. Sure, there are tons of
example of well-financed new media companies that went under. That’s
not the point. The point is that individuals with little or no money
are building real media properties that are attracting the consumers
that you want to attract. There will be plenty of carnage and disappointments in this new arena. Who cares? What matters is that there is a new arena. It’s mere presence means that the monopolies are dying.

I had coffee with the executive producer of a network news show last
week. He told me that every year, in addition to getting smaller in
size, his audience, on average, ages almost a year. The people he needs
in order to maintain his monopoly are finding something else to do with
their time.

Need more proof? Take a look at Tivo and Replay. These digital VCRs
have tiny audiences (but expect a bunch to sell this Christmas). It’s
easy to dismiss them as toys for the digerati. Easy, except for one
fact: 80% of the people who use one of these devices skip all
of the commercials during the shows they watch. ALL of them! Imagine.
So much for the business model of the most powerful medium of all time.

Face it. The barriers are falling and they’re falling fast. If there
are limits to how many competitors you were facing, those limits are
going away. There used to be room for just a few movies to open over
Labor Day. But when movies are shown on DVD players in my house and
yours, there’s room for hundreds of millions of movies to open on the
same day!

Think it’s easy to sell banners on the Internet? There are 40
million different sites, with more every day. How much of a premium are
you, the advertiser, willing to pay for one thousand impressions on this site instead of that
site? That’s why the CPM went from $100 a thousand to a buck in less
than two years. What happens to the ad sales of your TV network when
there are 40 million different TV networks? What happens to the budget
for your new arthouse movie when there are millions of people cranking
out their own arthouse movies?

You’re not going out of business tomorrow. The structures you’ve
built and perfected are going to stick around for a long time. We still
want blockbuster movies and the Top 40 and Tom Clancy’s next book. But
it’s not going to get better, more profitable or more fun. It’s going
to get worse.

As I write this, NBC has flown hundreds of its best people to
Sydney. Is it possible to overpay for the Olympics? When the mass
market is long gone, and network viewership is at an all time low,
probably not. It’s a fun way to revisit the glory days of Ed Sullivan
and Mary Tyler Moore. Alas, in the long run, the folks who run the
Olympics will end up with all the money and NBC (or whatever network is
dumb enough to take its place) ends up with two weeks of memories and a
black hole where their wallet used to be. People are wringing their
hands over NBC’s Olympic ratings. They say they’re lousy because of the
time zone issue. Nonsense. They’re lousy because Americans are no
longer willing to sit down for two weeks and all watch the same stuff,
especially when it’s jammed with irrelevant commercials.

The alert reader now interrupts and shouts, "Wait a minute!" After
all, Pop.com just went bust. Viacom spent a ton on MTVi, and look where
it got them. And Warner Bros. spent years and years with an
entertainment portal (lately called Entertaindom) and it tanked as well.

"We’re not against new media. We just think it’s a bit of a fraud."

And my response is to cry foul. I spent years dealing with many of
these organizations, and I was astonished and overwhelmed by the
combination of old-media thinking, arrogance and lack of vision they
managed to squeeze into just a few very well furnished audiences.

…Don’t bring the old monopoly-driven mindsets to the non-monopoly
marketplaces! Just because you can get away with being a bully ("Do you
know who you’re talking to!") in your current job doesn’t mean
that the mindset is going to fly in a world where the rules are

So now, the good news:

Oprah Winfrey launched a magazine in the Spring. It has millions of readers, starting from zero. Probably profitable from day 1.

Stephen King wrote a book and more than 150,000 gladly paid him for a chance to read the first chapter.

Jimmy Buffet is one of the most successfully recording artists working today, and he rarely makes a record.

The answer to your monopoly problem is to create a new monopoly. I call it the Permission Monopoly.

Here’s how it works:

Everyone has a limited attention span. We can’t read all the books
we want, listen to all the music we want, go to all the movies. So we
filter. We ignore. We procrastinate. And we hide.

Have you heard the new album from Bill Frisell? Read Descarte’s Error?
Seen Croupier? Didn’t think so. No time. Of course, if someone you
trusted insisted that you spend the time to try them out, you might. Of
course, if they were created by people you’d liked in the past, you’d
be more likely to try them out. If you could try them out for free,
you’d be more likely to try them out as well.

In the past, Tower Records or The Tattered Cover or WNEW or General
Cinema was appointed (by default) as the arbiter of what we’d pay
attention to. If it got played on the radio, we heard it. If it was by
the cash register, we saw it. If Brandon Tartikoff liked it, we watched

In today’s million channel universe, though, those arbiters are a
lot less powerful. Now, maybe I want Slate to recommend it. Now, maybe
the programmer of my internet radio station has to cue it up.

So, without powerful arbiters, it’s way harder for powerful media
companies to modify the marketing conversation. Way harder for ten
well-funded salespeople to get shelf space everywhere that matters. Way
harder for a crack PR person to get you a review in just the right

What’s a megalomaniac media mogul to do?

The wrong strategy, it seems to me, is to go court and try to stop
the leaky bucket. It also seems like a mistake to call the authors and
filmmakers and others who abandon you, "crazy" or "short-term focused"
or to say, "well, they can get away with that but the others can’t."

The defectors know something you don’t. The defectors know that if
they hurry, they can build a new monopoly, a monopoly you don’t
control. They know that they can build a direct and long-term
relationship with the end user, one that will survive competitive
incursions and will last a long time. if they hurry.

And so, learn from these folks. you should hurry. You must
hurry. If you understand that the game is radically and permanently
being changed, you can go out today and start building mutually
beneficial relationships with your listeners/readers/watchers. You can
offer these folks something of value in exchange for their attention.
You can then build a new monopoly.

Imagine trying to get Bill Clinton to allow you to publish his new
autobiography. What happens when you can say, "We have a
permission-based relationship with 32 million Americans, all of whom
look forward to hearing from us every two weeks with our hot new book
offerings. And by the way, our competition doesn’t even have 10 names."

What happens when you’re trying to break a great new trance band,
and you have permission to send the first single, by e-mail, to 600,000
kids who loved the last trance band you broke? Think that helps your

PLEASE NOTE: I’m not talking about treating consumers the way you and
other marketers have been treating them for a century. No churn and
burn. No contemptuous, "we’ll talk to you when we want to, otherwise
keep quiet!" And no renting, buying or selling lists. No, I’m talking
about treating this new client the same way you treat your most
important retail account or radio station or theater owner. You don’t
show up at his house in the middle of the night (or if you do, you
bring a big box of cubans). You don’t send them e-mail spam, or call
them on the phone over and over again.

You have a relationship. You understand that every interaction has
to benefit BOTH of you or the relationship is over. If you’re going to
build a monopoly on consumer attention, you’ll need to do the same

Here’s how I boil it down to as few words as possible:
1. Make it easy for your happy users to tell as many of their friends as possible.
2. Give away free samples early and often.
3. Get permission from anyone who likes what you do to follow up with
anticipated, personal and relevant messages that benefit both of you.
4. If this requires changing what you make and what you charge for, fine.
5. If steps 1,2, 3 and 4 mess up your current business model, fine.

The new monopoly of the future is permission. Permission to talk to
your customers directly about new stuff. Permission to teach,
permission to ask, permission to learn. If you have that monopoly, you
profit over and over and over again.


The power is certainly moving. It’s moving from five oligopolistic
status quo gatekeepers that controlled money and promotion and retail
to a much messier, faster-moving, more interesting amalgamation of
database keepers, musicians and fans. Today, there’s a chance to co-op
parts of that system. Tomorrow, that chance will be gone.

Ham for Channukah

Thanks to Jon and Mordechai for this photo.[original source] Sometimes, a little knowledge isn’t such a good thing.


The discipline of one ring

There were 12 people on line at the post office today. That’s fine, I guess, because for most shipments, the post office is both a monopoly and a pretty good value. So service isn’t high on their list.

There are many businesses, though, that have no other useful tool available to build market share. They can’t profitably advertise (at least not so much any more) and they have competition. So they say they’re in the "service business."

But then, here comes the dreaded, "due to unusually heavy call volume…" or the line at the door or the interminable wait for a waiter.

[To interject: I’m not arguing that every business practice needs to be instant, or totally cater to the needs of the user. For example, I don’t think Google ought to have operators standing by to answer toll free calls from people who don’t know how to use the search engine. I’m arguing that if you’re going to compete on service, you ought to compete on service. Back to the post…]

So, some companies have decided to answer the phone on one ring. Fedex did this for a long, long time. Rackspace still does, which is exactly why we chose them (and they’ve made enough from one account with us to pay for dozens of people to answer the phone…).

When you need to answer the phone in one ring, you discover exactly what it means to provide a certain level of service. Either you’re succeeding or failing. So you hire more people and devote more resources, because there is no slippery slope. On or off.

Expensive? Well, it’s more than you’re spending now. But it’s cheaper than advertising and cheaper than losing a customer to the competitor who had the discipline.

When spam approaches infinity

After years of resisting, I finally gave up yesterday. I turned on the Yahoo spam filter.

So far, it’s caught 443 pieces of spam in 14 hours. The problem is that it’s wrong about .5% of the time, which means that two good mails got caught. If you write to me and I don’t write back, try not to give up. I’d ask you to write again, but of course, that won’t help so much.

What a shame that we let organized crime, aggressive promoters and selfish nebbishes wreck such a useful medium.

[Thanks to all your suggestions, I switched to Google’s spam filter. It’s terrific.]

Fools, facts and the more we know.

Neal points us to: Saying more by saying less.

This post then leads to an extraordinary blog post. It’s long enough to be a book and includes more than a thousand comments. It’s a piece of work that would be hard to imagine in any other medium. The filmmaker Errol Morris analyzes two photographs (of cannonballs!) and tries to figure out which one was photographed first. The key quote:

"Certainly the more information we get, the higher the level of ignorance seems to be."

Time has a long tail too

Bevan points us to the Terry Tate commercials from Reebok. Three years ago, they were a big hit for the company. And they’re still a big hit online, gaining more than 2,000,000 views across six or seven commercials. At the end of every commercial, a splash page sends you to www.reebok.com/terrytate. No need to click… it’s a 404 dead page.

Once you promote a page or a feature online, it stays promoted, pretty much forever.