Heaven jokes
Not sure why, but I’ve always liked jokes that involve people going to heaven.
I came across this one by JB. Made me smile. Link: Indefinite Articles: There’s a joke in here somewhere.
There’s a joke in here somewhere.
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Or…
In Heaven, the UI developers are Mac-heads, the security team is BSD freaks, the coders are Linux geeks and the portability developers are Windows nuts.
In Hell, the UI developers are Linux geeks, the security team is Windows nuts, the coders are Mac-heads and the portability developers are BSD freaks.
Or…
In Heaven, the marketing team’s idol is Seth Godin, the developers’ idol is Linus Torvalds, the QA team’s idol is Mussolini and the exec’s idol is Eric Schmidt (Google)
In Hell, the marketing team’s idol is Linux Torvalds, the developers’ idol is Eric Schmidt, the QA team’s idol is Seth Godin and the exec’s idol is Mussolini.