Thanks, Dave, for the link: Gillette ups the ante, unveils 5-blade razor – U.S. Business – MSNBC.com.

There are so many things I want to say, so many pithy connections to my past writing. But I won’t. You can just sit there and sigh.

UPDATE FROM THE GROUP OF 9 (yes, nine). Nine readers wrote to commend you to this not quite office safe article from The Onion almost a year and a half ago. Thanks, guys.