But first, the good news. Wendy shares the following note from LLBean:

Dear Customer,

During a recent visit to LLBean.com, you indicated that you’d like to receive email updates on products, sales and special offers. Because you previously expressed a preference not to receive our Email Newsletter, we want to ensure that it is welcome in your home.

Please confirm that you would like to subscribe to the Email Newsletter, either by replying to this email at LLBeanNewsletter@llbean.com or by clicking the link below. Thank you in advance for your response.

And then Mike takes us right back down and sends us the photo above. What about you, are you "non elite"?